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Political Humor Video of the Day

14 Oct

Sung to the tune of “Hey there, Delilah” (a song I HATE, but these new lyrics make it much better for me to swallow).

A Little Torgo For Your Friday

10 Oct

My name is Lisa, and I’m a geek.

Hi Lisa!

My favorite television show is Mystery Science Theater 3000. So today I share with a you a YouTube video I came across…a little tribute to my favorite ancillary character, Torgo, made famous by probably the worst movie Joel and the bots ever riffed — Manos, the Hands of Fate (translated into English, Hands, the Hands of Fate). Torgo was played on MST3K by the hilarious (and second host of the show), Michael J. Nelson, who also served as the head writer of MST3K until it was cancelled.

Giggle of the Day

20 Aug

I went to Bed Bath & Beyond over the lunch hour to buy sheets and a comforter for my new guest bed. As I was leaving the store, a display of doormats caught my eye. My favorite said simply,

Leave

I laughed all the way to the car. I’m tempted to go pick it up when I get another 20% off coupon in the mail.

Hilarious

18 Mar

Packers Tell Fans They Gave Favre to a Nice Farm Family

"Storm of the Century," Take (insert number here)

11 Dec

Wisconsin is notorious for over-hyping the weather, particularly in winter. It seems in the last few years that “the big one” has hit us six or seven times, with varied levels of terror predicted. Many times the predicted destruction amounts to ankle-high snow, slightly slippery roads and a mea culpa from the local TV stations which sounds like, “Well, it looks like the storm just missed us.”

Today is no different. We have an ice storm warning for pretty much the whole bottom half of the state and, while it is snowing pretty good outside and the roads are slick, we’re nowhere near needing to stock up on saran wrap and duct tape. All the local network affiliates sent out cub reporters this morning to stand in wet, heavy snowfall to remind drivers to “take it easy” and “allow extra time for getting wherever it is you have to go.” As if anyone will really listen to that (especially if they are already speeding to work in their cars at 50 mph in a 30 mph zone).

Tim Cuprisin, the TV/radio reporter for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, posted this video as a tongue-in-cheek report of the conditions on his “weather deck.” It epitomizes perfectly my feelings about the “chicken little” attitude of local television weather coverage. When the actual “Big One” arrives, I fear no one is going to listen because the meteorologists have cried “wolf” one too many times.

Post-9/11 Halloween

2 Nov

“Bill, that pumpkin is lookin at me funny.”

Suspicious Pumpkin Near UWM