Previously on “Lisa goes to New York City”:
Day two of my New York trip began the complete opposite from which the first one started. Despite our good intentions to get moving and into the city early, it just didn’t quite work out that way.
We were still determined to see everything on our list for that day (Roy’s friend Jason joined us on this first full tour day, because Chad had to work):
- Statue of Liberty
- Ellis Island
- Empire State Building
We took the bus into the city, walked past the New York Times
and took my first subway ride

Holiday weekend subway traffic
to Battery Park, home of the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island ferry.
Before we bought our ferry tickets, we wandered through the park and took in the sights.
There was a statue on permanent display that had originally stood in one of the World Trade Center buildings. It somehow survived the collapse.

Sculpture with eternal flame
There were street performers playing steel drums,
living Statues of Liberty (which, when viewed up close, were actually kind of creepy),

The creepy side of street performing
pigeons (the feet of one clipped the top of my head as it flew by),
and a mysterious long line of people, stretching through the entire park.

What are these people waiting for?
Turns out the line was to get on the ferry.
So basically, everything we saw in the park before we got our tickets and stood in a 90-minute line to get on the ferry? Yeah, that could have all been seen while we were in line.
Oh well.
We ate our way through the line, as it was lunchtime, getting a hot dog at one stand, a pretzel at another. Finally we reached the ferry. Holy Mother of Pearl it was hot and sunny that day.

Jason and Roy on the ferry
The view from the ferry leaving the dock and approaching the Statue of Liberty was awesome.

Goodbye, New York ...

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... Hello Statue of Liberty!
The only word I can think of to describe being that close to the Statue is cliche, but fitting:
Impressive.
It’s a very imposing, intimidating sight up close. We didn’t go inside the Statue, but the exterior view was more than enough to satisfy the tourist in me.

Roy, Lisa and Lady Liberty
After a short walk around Liberty Island, we realized that there wasn’t going to be any time to see Ellis Island, because we were planning to see another show on Broadway that night. So we went back to Hoboken, having only crossed one tourist site off our list for the day.
We met Chad at a Mexican restaurant in Hoboken that makes the guacamole for you fresh at the table,

Avocado-y goodness
and enjoyed dinner and margaritas before going back into the city to see “9 to 5.”
I wasn’t too sure about seeing this particular show. I love the movie, but didn’t really know how it would translate to the stage, or if the “camp-factor” would be too over the top for me. Thankfully, I had a great time and we all really enjoyed the show.
What we did not enjoy so much, though, was the large woman in a salmon-colored track suit sitting in the row in front of us, who spent the time before the show and during the intermission practically shoving her salmon ass in our faces. Not a pretty sight.
I took a photo of her with my camera, then felt bad about it and deleted it. But not before Chad made me e-mail it to him. So somewhere out in cyberspace there is a photo of this woman’s tush.
And I hope I never have to see it again.